Kids grow up fast (so are we)

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Hey Reader

Kids grow up fast, and your recent feedback made it clear it was time for Tot to keep up.

So, say 👋 to Tot Teens, launching in just 2 weeks!

Tot Teens is a monthly edition just for the parents wrangling older kids. Consider it the newsletter your survey answers helped bring to life.

That means three editions now live under the Tot Hot or Not roof: the Weekend Bulletin for school-age weekend plans (every Thursday), Fast 5 for weekday wins with the 0–5 crowd (every Sunday), and Tot Teens for everyone parenting tweens or teens aged 12+ (monthly).

If you didn’t know all three existed, you’re in good company. Now you do.

But, this only works if we know who we’re talking to.

Where do your kids land? If you’ve got kids across a few age groups, just come back to this email once you’ve selected one and keep clicking all that apply.

👶 0-2 years
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3-5 years
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6-12 years
🧑‍🦱
13-17 years

Don’t want to miss Tot Teens when it launches? Sign up below, and grab Fast 5 too if the 0–5 age group applies to you.

Joyce xx

P.S. Mark the calendar – Tot Teens is nearly here…

Count down to 2026-07-30T21:00:00.000Z

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Lightscape (Various dates until Sunday 2 Aug) Wander Royal Botanic Gardens after dark as dazzling new light installations from artists around the world turn the gardens into a winter wonderland. 📍 CBD

🗓️ Melbourne CBD ➝ More CBD picks

New Owner (Friday 17 – Saturday 18 Jul) Puppetry, live action and animation combine in this wordless tale of a dog’s unlikely friendship and solo adventure. Ages 8+. 📍 Southbank

Metro Comic Con (Saturday 18 – Sunday 19 Jul) Cosplay, comics, gaming and all things pop culture take over the Melbourne Convention and Exhibition Centre for the weekend. 📍 South Wharf

🗓️ Melbourne NORTH ➝ More north-side picks

The Little Food Market (Friday 17 – Sunday 19 Jul) Australia’s top food producers gather at the Royal Exhibition Building for a weekend of bold flavours and tasty treats. Kids 12 and under FREE. 📍 Carlton

Clickopolis Creative Playtime (Saturday 18 Jul) Giant magnetic tiles let kids build towering rockets and castles of their own design. FREE drop-in, ages 5 to 11. 📍 Sunbury

🗓️ Melbourne SOUTH ➝ More south-side picks

Mission to the Moon (Saturday 18 Jul) Circus artistry meets space science as acrobatic astronauts defy gravity in this imaginative family show. 📍 Frankston

Kids’ Veggie Printing Workshop (Sunday 19 Jul) Kids aged 5 to 12 design and block-print their own tea towels using vegetable stamps and non-toxic paints. 📍 Hampton

🗓️ Melbourne EAST ➝ More east-side picks

The Australian Ballet (Friday 17 – Saturday 18 Jul) Classical favourites meet bold new works, including a festive taste of The Nutcracker, in this touring program for all ages. 📍 Narre Warren

Winter Feast at Dandenong Market (Sunday 19 Jul) FREE ice skating, face painting and warming street eats fill the market carpark for one big winter day out. 📍 Dandenong

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River of Rubbish (Sunday 19 Jul) Join a village litter clean-up then help create a collective artwork with local artist Lady Mohawk. Fun and FREE for all ages. 📍 Yarraville

Cirque du Soleil: KOOZA (Various sessions until Sunday 19 Jul) Nail-biting acrobatics and bold slapstick comedy return to the Big Top for an unforgettable family circus experience. 📍 Flemington

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An All-Season Tidal Treasure

Victoria’s largest coastal city outside Port Phillip Bay has plenty going on, whatever the season.

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Smells Like Teen Spirit

From high-energy adventures to creative workshops, these are the outings older kids don’t roll their eyes at.

Smooth Sailing

Port Phillip Ferries runs regular cruises between Docklands, Geelong and Portarlington, plus family events like the Junior Captain Cruise where kids travel free.

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Cracking the Case

Real police objects and hands-on stations keep kids engaged well beyond the quick fill-in visit we expected.

City Slickers

Full reviews and round-ups covering Melbourne CBD’s cafes, playgrounds, free things to do and where to stay.

Hot Off the Feed

🚀 This one is out of this world

A fully interactive 3D VR experience taking families through the cosmos, created with the Smithsonian Astrophysical Observatory. Ages 10+.

🗓️ 3 July – 30 September 2026

Hot tips:
✅ Runs about an hour, including 40 minutes in VR
✅ Add an AI space portrait for $18

Comment “SMITHSONIAN” on the reel for the booking link!

About Joyce Watts

Joyce Watts is a former intellectual property, IT and media lawyer turned serial entrepreneur.

As well as being the founder of TOT: HOT OR NOT she helps businesses with their SEO, email marketing & social media as BrightSmart.com.au; she owns an online bike store CycleStyle.com.au and develops and produces creative experiences for families via WheelieGoodFun.com. She used to publish another popular lifestyle and food blog called MEL: HOT OR NOT The decisive guide to Melbourne.

She lives in inner-city Melbourne with her husband, two children and seven bikes.

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