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HOT: Tuck Shop Take Away, 274 Hawthorn Rd, Caulfield North

tuck shop take away

Tuck Shop Take Away takes your local suburban takeaway to a new level and it’s worth a drive to visit.

The owners have transformed an old corner shop into an adorable school canteen themed milk bar and hamburger joint.

While it doesn’t have the usual accoutrements of a family-friendly cafe eg high chairs, toys, change facilities, it is definitely child friendly if you can snag one of the eleven seats inside, particularly at the communal table which seats six. Plenty of mums and bubs were getting take away during our visit too.

tuck shop take away

The decor is nostalgic and depending on when and where you went to school, amusingly familiar. It starts from the moment you jump hopscotch to the front door.

tuck shop take away

By the counter there are a selection of politically incorrect MAD magazines (can’t believe my school library had a subscription, which enthralled Lady AB and Baby 2.0 throughout the meal.

tuck shop take away

Spot the old cassette player, a cassette case, jars of fantales and a glowing Peters ice cream light above the soft serve machine.


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tuck shop take away

tuck shop take away

The water comes out from a schoolyard water bubbler with a stack colourful childish cups and a reminder not to wash your hands in the bubbler because, you know, that’s gross.

tuck shop take away

The food is old school, done with new school twists.

The milkshakes ($7) are a mixture of frothy Schulz organic milk and house made syrups concocted from childhood sweets, melted down. Take your pick from Redskin, Mintie, Salted Fantale and Nutella. It comes out in a cutesy miniature milk bottle and paper straw too and is perfect for sharing. Our milkshake is sweet, frothy and really does taste like a raspberry-esque Redskin. Sodas are soda-streamed to order.

tuck shop take away

There are just two burgers, each $10. I choose the Minor, which contains 100% beef patty (cooked pink), lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, American cheese and Tuck Shop sauce, a mix of mayonnaise, ketchup and mustard. The other burger option is vegetarian and they serve gluten free buns but don’t really advertise it, so you have to ask.

They also serve jaffles made with buttered white bread and simple ingredients – pulled pork is as fancy as it gets. The three cheese jaffle ($6.50) is decadent and filling.

tuck shop take away

I decide to go the whole hog with the ‘School Meal’ and it’s much better tasting than any tuck shop fare I ever had as a kid. For $19 you get a burger, a small side of their hand cut triple-cooked fries, a chocolate crackle with fun popping candy and a house made soda or milkshake (extra $2.50).  It comes out in a classic melamine meal tray and the creativity is worth the price of admission alone.

tuck shop take away

The Minor is juicy and filling and I like the not-to-sweet milk brioche bun by Noisette. It’s a classic not-jazzed-up burger, done really well. I don’t love the fries. For triple-cooked chips they are decidedly soggy though I did appreciate that they kept the skin on.

Kids are catered for with a menu of a mini beef burger,  small milkshake or small soda.

tuck shop take away

The last thing to try are the sweets. We don’t have the stomach room for the dessert cabinet (made by one of the owners who’s worked at The Fat Duck) so we order a soft serve instead.  It’s again best shared and comes in a sweet paper cup with tiny spoons. There’s a different soft serve flavour every week and this week it’s Jersey caramel, a lolly that I’ve never actually eaten. The ice cream is delicious – creamy, cold and not as sweet as our milkshake.

Tuck Shop Take Away is a great local take away that marries cheekiness, nostalgic charm and a concise menu done well. It’s like being back at school but a lot more fun! Bonus points for the Radiohead soundtrack too (yep, they’re now retro).

We capped off our trip with a ramble in the Japanese Gardens of Glen Eira Town Hall on the way back to the car…

Glen Eira Town Hall

…and a stop off at the huge playground on the eastern side of Caulfield Park (accessed by Park Crescent) – you could spend hours there.

Caulfield Park

HOT Tips:

  • Not really a sit-down place and no room for more than about two prams at a time if you’re getting takeaway;
  • if you want to eat it try early on a weekday. We were there at 11:30am on a weekday, perfect timing. Weekends there are queues around the block!;
  • kids menu;
  • standard menu suitable for kids;
  • MAD magazines;
  • free on-street parking and at Glen Eira Town Hall;
  • Glen Eira Town Hall has some interesting outdoor sculptures, a Japanese garden and indoor art gallery; and
  • close to Caulfield Park, though the best playground is probably not walking distance for kids.

Tuck Shop Take Away, 274 Hawthorn Rd, Caulfield North 0431 406 580

Tue-Thu 11-8pm

Fri-Sat 11-9pm
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About Joyce Watts

Joyce Watts is a former intellectual property, IT and media lawyer turned serial entrepreneur.

As well as being the founder of TOT: HOT OR NOT she helps businesses with their SEO, email marketing & social media as BrightSmart.com.au; she owns an online bike store CycleStyle.com.au and develops and produces creative experiences for families via WheelieGoodFun.com. She used to publish another popular lifestyle and food blog called MEL: HOT OR NOT The decisive guide to Melbourne.

She lives in inner-city Melbourne with her husband, two children and seven bikes.

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